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Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Hey kids, how about instead of an entry, I give you another youtube link like every other blog in the universe?

I just love that record-scratch sound effect.

And speaking of which, here is the clip that got me started on this whole youtube thing: Shining!

And finally, watch my drunken hero and godfather of Portal of Evil, K Thor, rock the shit on horrifically embarrasing television disaster Blind Date. Holy hell that made my week. Rollin’ with the dirt dog!

And if you’re disappointed with the quality of this entry, here is a page of Batman Onomotopeia in Spanish, and you can take that to the bank.

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Thursday, May 4th, 2006

If you have ever found yourself sitting in a shack in the middle of a huge grass field in the Florida panhandle waiting for your turn to fly a helicopter around the pattern for an hour and a half, you might have discovered that the TV in the waiting area only gets one channel, and, if it was between nine am and noon, you might have found youself watching “Martha Stewart Living” out of sheer, desperate, eye-gouging boredom. I can’t imagine why anyone who has never found themself in that situation would be familiar with this particular television show. However, if you have ever watched the show, you wil probably find this completely awesome. Give it a few minutes to get going. It gets really, really good.

Martha Stewart’s most awesome guest ever.

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