No! It Can’t Be!
Thursday, July 14th, 2005According to my favorite Internet, the popular (and preposterously awesome) video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas contains graphic sexual images! How can this be? We must pull the game from the shelves before more of our our precious children can be contaminated by images of human copulation. After all, this is a game for kids, and a valuable learning resource as well. Where else can the little tykes learn about cruising the bad part of town and picking up whores, then beating them to death with a baseball bat? Where else will they learn to use the word “Fuck” gratuitously? Where else, I ask you, will they learn what happens to a human body when it is fed into a combine harvester? This just isn’t right.
Shit foks, what is there to say about a culture that is happy to peddle simulated murder as children’s entertainment, but freaks out at the sight of some titties? This is exactly why commentary is obselete.